Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
sex in a hospital.. check
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
