Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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