This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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