We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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