susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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