Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
