This girl is more easily done than said...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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