I bet he comes in French.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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