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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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