I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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