do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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