you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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