I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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