why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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