Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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