Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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