I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
where does the pee come out of this thing
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
