The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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