Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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