I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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