who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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