what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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