So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
