So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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