Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
