normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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