its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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