i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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