batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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