I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
