So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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