I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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