How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Is Oprah even human
I just forgot I was standing up.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
