so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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