If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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