a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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