I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You need Xanax blowdarts
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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