i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I looked at my own cervix.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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