Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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