love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
