Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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