I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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