so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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