Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
please don't ironically join a cult
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