i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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