I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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