It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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