you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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