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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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