I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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